Honjii’s Harangues

WARNING! Step Away from the Candy!

November 2, 2009 at 11:47 pm | In Beliefs, Religion, god, humor, stupidity | 4 Comments
Tags: demons, devils, evil, Halloween, witches

I am so sorry I didn’t discover this sooner in order to save those who have already consumed Halloween candy. If you have any leftover throw it out NOW and get thee to an exorcist posthaste.

The following was originally a blog post by Kimberly Daniels on Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcast Network but has since been removed. The original text can still be found by clicking the read more link below.

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference. (emphasis added by me) read more

Huffington post did a cute of satire on the dangers of candy.

If Terrorists Killed 45,000 Americans

October 23, 2009 at 10:54 pm | In 9/11, crooks & liars, government, health care, political, stupidity | 4 Comments
Tags: deaths from lack of health insurance, health care reform, health insurance

A study conducted at Harvard Medical School and Cambridge Health Alliance found that 45,000 deaths, each year, are associated with lack of health insurance.

On 9/11 when approximately 3,000 lives were lost in a terrorist attack we were outraged. Where is the outrage over the 45,000 Americans who lose their lives each year. Is it because they die quietly without 24/7 news coverage? Is it because disease, and not terrorists, took their lives? We should all be outraged that what is supposed to be the greatest country in the world allows its people to die in this way and be doing whatever we can to make it stop. Instead we have a slew of people spouting all kinds of lies and using scare tactics to keep the status quo. Why? Is it ignorance, greed, or something else?

Nearly 45,000 annual deaths are associated with lack of health insurance, according to a new study published online today by the American Journal of Public Health. That figure is about two and a half times higher than an estimate from the Institute of Medicine (IOM) in 2002.
The study, conducted at Harvard Medical School and Cambridge Health Alliance, found that uninsured, working-age Americans have a 40 percent higher risk of death than their privately insured counterparts, up from a 25 percent excess death rate found in 1993. read more

Got a Lie-Phone – They Have Apps for That

October 22, 2009 at 11:08 am | In crooks & liars, government, health care, homosexuality, hypocrisy, political, stupidity | 3 Comments
Tags: congress, Republicans in Congress, republicans spreading lies

After you watch this video you might want to mosey on over to Republicans in Congress where you can read about and watch multiple videos of some of the most outrageous lies coming out of the mouths of the right that you might want to keep an airsick bag handy while you’re there.

Homosexuality is Caused by…

October 22, 2009 at 2:03 am | In Atheism, Beliefs, Religion, bigotry, civil liberties, gay, gay marriage, hypocrisy, stupidity | 5 Comments

I heard a sound byte of Pat Robertson saying that gays don’t want the right to marry, they just want to ruin the sanctity of marriage (You can see video here). That guy is so amazing, not only is he a candidate for the Guinness Book for holding the record of the highest number of stupid things uttered out loud in public, he also possesses psychic abilities (a gift from god no doubt) to know what is in the minds of others. Silly me, I thought the gay marriage issue was about a group of people being denied civil rights and it turns out they just want to ruin our country by getting married.

I started thinking about the irrational and ignorant fears some people have regarding gays. Just a few:

their agenda is to turn straight people gay – leave a comment if you have been converted from straight to gay by a gay person
they will molest our children – straight men (or women) NEVER molest children
if they marry it will ruin the moral fiber of our christian nation – gay couples are living together as married couples now and this has affected your life exactly how?

Then it occurred to me that the ban should not be on gay marriage but on heterosexual marriage. It would seem, and I think statistics would prove, that the vast majority of gay people were born of straight parents (married or not). So if the Pat Robertsons of the world want to eliminate the abomination of gays then he needs to campaign against straight marriage.

For more stupidity check out Stupid Pat Robertson Quotes.