Tags: celebrities, celebrities behaving badly, CharlieSheen, Christianity, Microsoft Windows, root of all evil, Satan, Stephen King, Television, twitter, Two and a Half Men
I don’t think it’s money, but christianity (yes, I am aware that it is supposed to be capitalized but I cannot bring myself to do it) that is the root of all evil. Did the christians or did they not invent Satan? Enough said.
I just read an old Stephen King story about a werewolf and it got me to thinking: I wonder if there is a wolf somewhere that turns into a christian every full moon and bites other members of the wolf pack. Those bitten become were-christians. That would explain why the wolf has become an endangered species.
Why do I hear the name Charlie Sheen every time I turn on the radio or TV? He must be very important. I haven’t followed his story but since it is unavoidable here is what I know: The guy is a narcissistic, womanizing, drunken asshole who plays the part of a narcissistic, womanizing, drunken asshole on a major network television show called Two and a Half Men. From what I gather the network has canceled the show because Sheen is a narcissistic, womanizing, drunken asshole. Now that’s irony.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Microsoft Windows includes games, like solitaire, so that you will have something to do while you are waiting for the f&#ing computer to finish whatever it is that is hanging it up.
By the year 2013 blogging and speaking will have become obsolete; people will communicate solely by tweeting and texting, and procreation will take place through sexting. Cyber-bullying will be an Olympic event.
- Listen Here: Charlie Sheen-Inspired Rap Song (theroot.com)
- Questlove Remixes Charlie Sheen Quotes on ‘Jimmy Fallon’ (theboombox.com)