I went to the creation museum and…

March 9, 2013 at 1:37 pm | Posted in Atheism, creationism, humor, intelligent design, Religion | Leave a comment
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Another moronic congressman crawls out from under his rock

October 7, 2012 at 10:29 am | Posted in Atheism, creationism, evolution, god, insanity, intelligent design, political, Religion, Republicans, science, stupidity | Leave a comment
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Georgia Rep. Paul Broun showing the world how enlightened he is:

Can you look at this picture and tell me we’re not related?

February 17, 2012 at 5:44 pm | Posted in animals, creationism, evolution, god, intelligent design, Religion | 5 Comments
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Image courtesy of National Geographic year's best photographs

Obama hates white people…vote for a wing-nut in 2012

September 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm | Posted in bigotry, creationism, elections, intelligent design, Obama, stupidity | 9 Comments
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Obama hates white people.  His plan is payback,  to stick it to the white man.  This is an outrageously stupid remark that I’ve heard and overheard ad nauseam, though not always in these exact words.  Not that stupidity is anything new, it’s always been with us, but has become en vogue since the Bush regime administration. Obama has been in office for several years now and this statement is based on what…the large numbers of black people who have gotten obscenely rich since he took office?  Add this one to others, including, Obama is: a socialist, a Muslim, not a native-born American…

The last time I heard this sentiment was in a conversation with a blow-hard man, about the state of the economy.  According to news reports we are in danger of entering another recession, which is surprising, to me, because I, like many Americans, didn’t realize the last one ended. I must have nodded off for the few moments of economic recovery.  I use the word conversation loosely, because quite frankly, the guy was more talking at me than with me.  And since he was kind of boring the crap out of me I was aware of what he was saying but my overactive brain was busily doing other things.  I didn’t respond (except in my head) or allow myself to be engaged because that would have only prolonged the agony.  To engage would be futile, because people who hold these opinions are convinced of their positions and there is no room for rational discourse.

Obama is many things, but I sincerely doubt racist is among them.  Though he is known as our first black president, he is technically our first non-white president.  Obama is not black.  He is the product of one white parent and one black parent, so he is neither and he is both; he is other.  America has a nasty habit of pigeonholing those who are part white as belonging to the race of whatever the non-white part happens to be, no matter how small the percentage of non-whiteness.   Racism isn’t dead, as many claim, it isn’t even sick; in fact I think it’s rallying for a huge comeback.   Note to white people:  In case you haven’t noticed you’re not the large majority you once were; open your eyes and look around.

As we’re gearing up for the next presidential election I’m thinking that as in past elections I will likely find myself voting against a candidate than for one.  I honestly don’t have the stomach to follow the candidates or even vote anymore. But I feel I should at least do my part in attempt to keep wing-nuts like Bachmann, Perry, Palin, or any others that may slither from under their crazy rocks, out of the White House and from plunging us back into the dark ages.

I envision a country with any of the aforementioned crazies at the helm.  The White House has a cross over the entrance and looks more like a tel-evangelical church than a presidential mansion.  The Library of Congress has only bibles and other religious materials with an entire wing devoted to intelligent design.  Preceding the revamping of the Congressional Library will have been a festive tea party featuring a huge bonfire where all science books have been burned.  And all non-christians will be required to join with atheists in Pastor Mike’s registry.

Rick Perry & Michele Bachmann on evolution

September 4, 2011 at 6:57 pm | Posted in creationism, evolution, intelligent design, PhotoShop Fun | 3 Comments
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Peanut butter, a turtle, a caveman, and chimps with typewriters..What do they have in common?

August 29, 2011 at 8:50 am | Posted in creationism, evolution, intelligent design, stupidity | 1 Comment
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Answer:  They have all been used in arguments to disprove evolution.  Here is the latest from Robert Ringer, at World Net Daily (discovered thanks to Ed Brayton) who bills himself as the voice of sanity.  You decide.

As Guy Murchie pointed out in his book “The Seven Mysteries of Life,” an intellectual, long-standing argument for a random universe wherein a seeming miracle such as evolution could take place on its own is that, given enough time, anything – including the evolution of human beings from inanimate matter – is possible.

This argument, said Murchie, is based on the premise that if you could sit enough billions of chimpanzees in front of computers for enough billions of years, random chance would allow them to write all the great works of literature.

Which is a fascinating thought until you consider the mathematics involved. There are approximately 50 possible letters, numbers and punctuation marks on a computer keyboard, and there are 65 character spaces per line in the average book. A chimp would therefore have one in 50 chances of getting the first space on the first line correct.

Since the same is true of the second space on that line, the chimp would have one chance in 50 x 50, or 502, of getting both spaces right (meaning just the first two letters of the first word of just one of the great works of literature). For all 65 spaces on the first line, the figure would jump to 5065, which is equal to 10110.

How big is 10110? According to physicist George Gamow, said Murchie, it is a thousand times greater than the total number of vibrations made by all of the atoms in the universe since the Big Bang!

Conclusion: It doesn’t matter how many chimpanzees or how much time you allow, not even one line of one great work could come into existence through pure chance. Given that you are infinitely more complex than a single line in a book, what are the odds that you, with all of your billions of precise, specialized cells, accidentally evolved from “primordial soup” over a period of a few billion years?

Thus, evolution in a random universe – i.e., a universe without a Supreme Power Source – would appear to be a mathematical impossibility. As with such phenomena as wind and gravity, it would seem that the only way evolution could have come into existence is through the work of a Higher Power that is beyond human understanding. Not an old man in the sky, as atheists like to mockingly portray this Power, but an invisible, conscious source of power that man can never hope to comprehend.

Caveman debunks evolution

August 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm | Posted in Atheism, creationism, god, intelligent design, stupidity | 4 Comments
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While surfing the my favorite blogs this morning, via a post over at Dispatches from the Creation Wars, I discovered, Bryan Fischer: Defeating Darwin in four steps – so easy a caveman could do it.

After reading the post I am convinced it was, in fact, written by a cavemen.  I’ve heard some ignorant drivel from the mouths of creationists in their misguided attempts to disprove evolution, but if there were a Nobel Prize for stupidity this guy would win, hands down.  Not only is he ignorant and misguided, but his post is so pathetic in its own way it’s rather hilarious.

I would urge you  to read the post, if just for shits and giggles.  In addition to numerous quotes of scientific facts and theories that disprove evolution here are just a few highlights that made me laugh.  Seriously, who needs drugs or booze to have a good time when there are troglodytes, like Fischer roaming the six thousand-year old earth, to offer boundless entertainment.

Here are a few of my favorite highlights.

When you see a turtle on a fence post, what’s the one thing you know? Somebody put him there. When you see a world hanging in space, what’s the one thing you know? Someone hung it there.

The turtle theory, that’s almost better than the peanut butter theory as proof of a creator.

it began when a ball of incredibly dense matter exploded and flung the universe into existence. Okay, fine. Now: where did that incredibly dense ball of matter come from?

This one was almost too tempting…incredibly dense ball of matter = brain of Bryan Fischer.

Fossils. Realize that the fossil record is the only tangible, physical evidence for the theory of evolution that exists. The fossil record is it. There is absolutely nothing else Darwinians have they can show you.

Sadly evolution lacks the same proof that creationist have…a turtle.

The problem: naturally occurring genetic mutations are invariably harmful if not fatal to the organism. Rather than improve an organism’s capacity to survive, they invariably weaken it. That’s why the phrase we most often use to refer to genetic mutations is “birth defects.”

Bryan has watched too many science fiction movies, he thinks all mutations are bad.  I bet his turtle is a teenage mutant ninja.

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