Caveman debunks evolution

August 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm | Posted in Atheism, creationism, god, intelligent design, stupidity | 4 Comments
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While surfing the my favorite blogs this morning, via a post over at Dispatches from the Creation Wars, I discovered, Bryan Fischer: Defeating Darwin in four steps – so easy a caveman could do it.

After reading the post I am convinced it was, in fact, written by a cavemen.  I’ve heard some ignorant drivel from the mouths of creationists in their misguided attempts to disprove evolution, but if there were a Nobel Prize for stupidity this guy would win, hands down.  Not only is he ignorant and misguided, but his post is so pathetic in its own way it’s rather hilarious.

I would urge you  to read the post, if just for shits and giggles.  In addition to numerous quotes of scientific facts and theories that disprove evolution here are just a few highlights that made me laugh.  Seriously, who needs drugs or booze to have a good time when there are troglodytes, like Fischer roaming the six thousand-year old earth, to offer boundless entertainment.

Here are a few of my favorite highlights.

When you see a turtle on a fence post, what’s the one thing you know? Somebody put him there. When you see a world hanging in space, what’s the one thing you know? Someone hung it there.

The turtle theory, that’s almost better than the peanut butter theory as proof of a creator.

it began when a ball of incredibly dense matter exploded and flung the universe into existence. Okay, fine. Now: where did that incredibly dense ball of matter come from?

This one was almost too tempting…incredibly dense ball of matter = brain of Bryan Fischer.

Fossils. Realize that the fossil record is the only tangible, physical evidence for the theory of evolution that exists. The fossil record is it. There is absolutely nothing else Darwinians have they can show you.

Sadly evolution lacks the same proof that creationist have…a turtle.

The problem: naturally occurring genetic mutations are invariably harmful if not fatal to the organism. Rather than improve an organism’s capacity to survive, they invariably weaken it. That’s why the phrase we most often use to refer to genetic mutations is “birth defects.”

Bryan has watched too many science fiction movies, he thinks all mutations are bad.  I bet his turtle is a teenage mutant ninja.

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  1. The turtle is on the post because that’s where the higher order hawk dropped it. I’ll tell that to the trog Fischer.

  2. Thanks for the link to their echo chamber. Did you read their comment policy? I don’t think I’ll be able to approach the subject “from a Christian perspective.” That way nobody will be confronted with the unpleasantness of critical thought. The better we all stay ignorantly blissful.

    • I did not, initially, read the comment policy because I know that having any rational discussion with people of that mindset is futile. I just now read them and like the post itself, the comment policy uses lots of words that basically say, my way or the highway. I wonder if Bryan is able to dress and feed himself and how many times a day he receives meds in a little paper cup. Oops, was that snarky?

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