This is my rifle – this is my gun…

February 20, 2011 at 9:49 pm | Posted in irony, sex, social comment, strange news, violence | Leave a comment
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…one is for fighting, one is for fun.  This military saying has taken on new meaning in Alabama where a sex shop ran a special Valentine’s Day promotion, offering to trade guns for sex toys.  This is ironic since sex toys are illegal in Alabama, while guns are part of the culture.

I can’t fathom the thinking behind declaring sex toys illegal.  I guess it’s possible the incidence of convenience store robberies committed by dildo wielding thugs was on the rise.  Cash registers emptied, clerks left dildo whipped…somebody had to step up and do something.

The goal is 300 guns off the streets, at least for a little while. Williams said the offer is “my contribution to making love, not war here in Alabama, where guns are legal and adult toys are not.” Williams has fought Alabama laws against sex toys with the help of the American Civil Liberties Union. She now has stores in Decatur and an old bank building on University Drive where employees offer drive-through service, including free condoms.  The rest of the story


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