Just random stuff

August 18, 2010 at 5:48 pm | Posted in humor, political, random thoughts, war | 6 Comments
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If an illegal immigrant donates sperm while in the U.S. is the sperm automatically granted citizenship, and if so this raises and interesting question; does citizenship begin at conception or birth?

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The very first time I heard the term water-boarding I thought it was some sort of sport (like surfing or wake boarding).  When I learned what it really was I thought, how very clever devious to name a method of torture to sound like a sport.  This way when a prisoner learns he/she will be taken for water-boarding they will offer no resistance because they’ll think they heading off for a day at the beach or the pool for recreation.

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New smart phones or mobile devices – or whatever the hell is the latest name for cell phones – can now be used to watch movies and television, so the problem of distracted drivers (who talk or text while driving) is probably going to make our roads look like a bumper car ride at an amusement park.

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School started a couple weeks ago and since the day the school opened its doors I and just about everyone else I know has been sick with some sort of virus that lasts about a week.  This happens every year.  I am imagining that when school closes for the summer those nasty little bugger germs probably have a little germ gym where they work out and become stronger by the day, until they all become super germs on steroids.  On opening day they choose an unsuspecting host to take them out into the community to wreak havoc on our health.

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  1. The first thing to consider is the cell phone size.

    • What the hell does size have to do with it? Anyway women always tell us that lie that size doesn’t matter.

  2. you’re funny 🙂

  3. A+ would read again

    • Thanks, visit anytime.

  4. Such a well written post.. Thnkx for sharing this post!


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