What is What is Christianity?March 5, 2010 at 12:33 am | Posted in Atheism, Beliefs, god, Jesus, Religion | 5 Comments
Tags: Adam and Eve, Christianity, Garden of Eden
I received this in an email from a fellow blogger and it is too good not to share.
Q: What is What is Christianity?
A: It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.