What is What is Christianity?

March 5, 2010 at 12:33 am | Posted in Atheism, Beliefs, god, Jesus, Religion | 5 Comments
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I received this in an email from a fellow blogger and it is  too good not to share.

Q:  What is What is Christianity?

A:  It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.

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  1. Good Luck!

  2. Ooooerrr – you’ll go to Hell for that – – –

    And suffer eternal tortures because God loves you.

    • Oh Archie, I think that ship has sailed.

      • When I was a Christian I learnt two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.”

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