WARNING! Step Away from the Candy!

November 2, 2009 at 11:47 pm | Posted in Beliefs, god, humor, Religion, stupidity | 4 Comments
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I am so sorry I didn’t discover this sooner in order to save those who have already consumed Halloween candy. If you have any leftover throw it out NOW and get thee to an exorcist posthaste.

The following was originally a blog post by Kimberly Daniels on Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcast Network but has since been removed.  The original text can still be found by clicking the read more link below.

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.  (emphasis added by me) read more

Huffington post did a cute of satire on the dangers of candy.



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  1. I read the whole article – yikes!! I was slightly reassured, however, when I read the first few comments, which were sensible replies to such dribble.

  2. She needs to see Sarah Palin’s minister and get the demons out of her body the way Palin did. Nah, on second thought she needs some time in a room with padded walls.

  3. Wahhhh – 404’ed!

    • Damn, I wish I would have copied the entire article. I suspect the good christians at CBN threatened to break somebody’s knees if Charisma didn’t take the article down.

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