Giving 100%…or more?

January 17, 2009 at 1:06 am | Posted in humor | 1 Comment
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Indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in l ife?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5  = 96%

But ,
A-T  -T -I -T  -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U  -L  -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
Will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and  Ass kissing that will put you over the top.& lt; BR>

“REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM”

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  1. This is actually a very interesting, and funny post. I liked the idea behind it. It’s also very encouraging for me, seeing as I’m an antidisestablishmentarianist (I’m not adding that up).

    BTW, I’m new to the wordpress community, and I have a comedy blog as well:

    http://www.comedylandfill.wordpress.com

    I’ll be sure to keep reading and commenting on your blog!


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