U.S.A. Experiencing Technical Difficulties – Please Hold

January 5, 2009 at 1:16 am | Posted in Bush, civil liberties, crooks & liars, elections, government waste, humor, hypocrisy, Obama, political, stupidity, war | Leave a comment
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I received this in an email, the subject was “Stolen From Sid’s Blog”.  The note said, “I don’t know who Sid is but I like him already!!”  Unfortunately there was no link to Sid’s blog, but if you’re out there, Sid, let me know so I can give credit where credit is due.

Technical Notice

Dear World:

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals, liberty
and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been
identified. Arrangements for replacing the responsible parts were
completed in the late evening of Tuesday, November 4, and new
equipment is scheduled for installation on Tuesday, January 20. All early
tests of the replacement apparatus indicate that it will function properly,
and we expect to be fully operational again by the end of January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look
forward to resuming full service — and hopefully even improving it — in
the years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

The USA

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