Palin Porn – God’s Open Door

November 15, 2008 at 3:05 am | Posted in Atheism, elections, god, humor, PhotoShop Fun, political, stupidity | 15 Comments
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By now we’ve all heard the sound bytes from GW Bush’s replacement as our national idiot, Sarah Palin, saying:

“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. And if there is an open door in (2012) or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.”

Will she plow through the three million plus door being held wide open by God and Florida-based Bill Fisher, a.k.a. pornography director Cezar Capone.

says he might be prepared to increase the $3 million offer he made to Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin to appear in one of his films.

Fisher contacted The Sun Thursday to announce he was increasing his initial offer of $2 million to Sarah Palin plus $100,000 and a free snow mobile for her husband Todd, to $3 million and a lifetime supply of Alaskan king crab.

I say go for it, Sarah, it’s what God would want.

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  1. Judging by Palin’s recent blather, she’ll only object if she thinks that her body is better than that of the original, black-bikinied babe.

  2. I think her level of intelligence surely does make her more suitable for a career in porn than in politics.

    That might work out better, we can only hope she knows what a porn star’s job is and where everything is.

  3. […] Original post by honjii […]

  4. I’m always surprised by what “God-fearing” Christians will do. Like parade around for two months in a borrowed $150,000 wardrobe, and not see the irony in these tough economic times, but this one might be too far out.

  5. Silverstar,
    Oh I do hope it isn’t (too far out). Think of the endless amounts of fun Palin Porn would provide.

  6. A Porny Palin video would be a great encouragement to male celibacy!

  7. Well then, Archie, it would be a good thing… as Palin has contributed to overpopulation, she can now do her part to help slow things down.

  8. […] Palin Porn – God’s Open Door By now we’ve all heard the sound bytes from GW Bush’s replacement as our national idiot, Sarah Palin, saying: […]

  9. I’m all for it. Honestly, she’s better off just taking the 3 mil and doing it because I think her political run is approaching the “over” status.

  10. The real test would be to have her suck start a sno-mobile, perhaps Todd could review her past performance?

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  11. no your not god

  12. I got interested party – I’ll check back often, I wanted to say hello

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  14. خرا عليكم

  15. It’s well with only those that believes


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