Palin Porn – God’s Open Door

November 15, 2008 at 3:05 am | Posted in Atheism, elections, god, humor, PhotoShop Fun, political, stupidity | 15 Comments
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By now we’ve all heard the sound bytes from GW Bush’s replacement as our national idiot, Sarah Palin, saying:

“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. And if there is an open door in (2012) or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.”

Will she plow through the three million plus door being held wide open by God and Florida-based Bill Fisher, a.k.a. pornography director Cezar Capone.

says he might be prepared to increase the $3 million offer he made to Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin to appear in one of his films.

Fisher contacted The Sun Thursday to announce he was increasing his initial offer of $2 million to Sarah Palin plus $100,000 and a free snow mobile for her husband Todd, to $3 million and a lifetime supply of Alaskan king crab.

I say go for it, Sarah, it’s what God would want.



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