The Parking Ticket

November 4, 2008 at 5:04 am | Posted in elections, humor, political campaigns | 2 Comments
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A friend emailed this.  A last little dose of election humor…hopefully THE LAST.

The Parking Ticket
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came
out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, “Come
on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?” He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him
a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn
tires. So I proceeded to call him ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a
third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t really care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that
he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,
McCain ?- ?Palin.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. The doctor tells
me that it’s important to my health.

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  2. […] The Parking Ticket A friend emailed this.  A last little dose of election humor…hopefully THE LAST. The Parking Ticket The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him […] […]


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