Amish Wisdom

August 27, 2008 at 5:40 am | Posted in elections, humor, political campaigns | 3 Comments
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An Amish farmer, walking in his pasture in Pennsylvania, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahi gesheissen.” (That means, “Don’t drink the water. The cows have pooped in it.”)
The man shouts back: “I’m from Pittsburgh and just down here campaigning for McCain. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The Amish man says: “Use both hands you’ll get more.”


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  1. […] Original post by honjii […]

  2. Nice…

  3. I’d have offered him a big bucket to drink from.

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