I Have Underestimated George W. BushMay 15, 2008 at 8:30 am | Posted in Atheism, Beliefs | 5 Comments
Bush has announced that he has made the supreme sacrifice to show support for our troops. He has given up golf. I bet the men and women serving in Iraq had a lot of trouble containing their joy upon hearing that bit of horse shit good news. Just when we thought all hope was lost and our president was a self serving moron he goes and makes such a selfless and useless useful gesture…it brings tears to my eyes.
I encourage everyone to write to Mr. Bush and express your gratitude for answering our pleas to do something about the war. We have been writing, speaking, complaining about this war and wondering what can be done to get us out of the horrible mess we’ve made…trying to figure out how best to remedy the situation…it’s a wonder no one thought of this idiotic brilliant plan sooner.
Isn’t it amazing how sometimes the solution is so simple it’s right there under your nose and you completely overlook it? If everyone who golfs will follow this sterling example and give up playing I’ll bet it will stop global warming, clear up our national debt, and end world hunger.
Thanks Dumbass George!