Adam’s Rib?February 1, 2007 at 6:03 am | Posted in Atheism, Beliefs, Religion | 13 Comments
I’m not into religion (as you know if you’ve read my previous posts), I don’t know a whole lot about it, though there are things you just can’t help hearing about. One of those is about how Adam created Eve from one of his ribs.
This absolutely cannot be true, because if this were possible you know every male out there would be doing it. Probably to the point where you guys would look really funny, kind of all smooshed up because you’d have no ribs left. The irony would be how unattractive you’d now be to the women you made because well…you have no ribs!
Oh I know this is going to just piss off a bunch of people, so let me just keep on blaspheming away. You know that story of Mary and the ‘virgin’ birth. You know what I think really happened is that Mary got herself knocked up and knew she’d be in a heap of trouble (since this happened before the morning after pill became available). To avoid some major unpleasantness Mary came up with this incredible story about how god impregnated her and this not being the information age, people tended to be more gullible so her story was widely accepted without question. I’ll bet every teenaged girl who has found herself unexpectedly pregnant wishes she’d thought of this first.