A Glowing Endorsement for Mitt Romney
August 3, 2012 at 12:39 pm | Posted in elections, irony, political, president | Leave a commentTags: Jenna Jameson, Mitt Romney, porn, Pornographic actor, pornography, republican, Romney, Ron Jeremy
From Gnostic Bent:
Jenna Jameson at the Adult Entertainment Expo 2007, with short blonde hair (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney – ABC News.
Watch your back, Obama!
It appears as if the porn industry may be backing Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney rather than Barack.
Retired adult film star Jenna Jameson, speaking from a strip club no less, endorsed the big business candidate and said, “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
Thanks for clearing that up for us, Jenna. After all, we want to protect the rich at all costs.
Even more disconcerting is the fact that one of my personal heroes, hedgehog-looking and unfairly endowed adult film star Ron Jeremy, also seems to be backing Romney. Jeremy recently referred to Romney as “a good man” and “an amazing father.”
Does it matter that Romney and many of his supporters likely consider the porn industry to be immoral and even sinful?
I guess not since, as Jameson so eloquently stated, it’s all about the money.
What is this country coming to?
Palin Porn – God’s Open Door
November 15, 2008 at 3:05 am | Posted in Atheism, elections, god, humor, PhotoShop Fun, political, stupidity | 14 CommentsTags: Palin, Palin porn, porn, pornography
By now we’ve all heard the sound bytes from GW Bush’s replacement as our national idiot, Sarah Palin, saying:
“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. And if there is an open door in (2012) or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.”
Will she plow through the three million plus door being held wide open by God and Florida-based Bill Fisher, a.k.a. pornography director Cezar Capone.
says he might be prepared to increase the $3 million offer he made to Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin to appear in one of his films.
Fisher contacted The Sun Thursday to announce he was increasing his initial offer of $2 million to Sarah Palin plus $100,000 and a free snow mobile for her husband Todd, to $3 million and a lifetime supply of Alaskan king crab.
I say go for it, Sarah, it’s what God would want.
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I’ll pass on that $128 million…
November 9, 2010 at 10:11 am | Posted in insanity, News, social comment, strange news, stupidity | 3 CommentsTags: lottery, porn shop, pornography, Power Ball, Power Ball winner
it’s just too embarrassing to collect my Power Ball prize since I bought my ticket at a porn shop.
A Detroit porn shop sold a winning lottery ticket worth $128 million dollars that has yet to be claimed. I heard some newscasters speculating that the winner is too ashamed, or perhaps worried about the wife’s reaction to the hubby having been at a porn shop.
Seriously?
That kind of money can cover up a whole lot of shame, and make for a very forgiving spouse. What kind of moron would give up that kind of money for some stupid reason? Making the assumption that the purchaser was male, while acknowledging it could very well have been a woman; is there anyone out there who would be angry at their spouse for being at a porn shop when they have just brought home 128 million bucks? Maybe they are worried about losing their job. Oh wait, you don’t need a job because you have $128 million!
Perhaps it is a religious person worried about what other church members would think, or more likely a member of the clergy. Then spin it this way: God had his plan and for me it was to receive this wondrous gift of 128 million bucks!
I know it’s not a politician worried about public opinion because those guys are not ashamed of anything.
If you don’t want it give it to me and I’ll spill my guts about every embarrassing, humiliating detail of my entire life.
I’m relatively sure the reason the prize hasn’t been collected has nothing to do with the location in which the ticket was purchased. I cannot conceive of any scenario where there would be downside to collecting this prize, can you?
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