Table of Contents

Posts are in reverse chronological order.

• When lunatics run the asylum
• Capitalism in January becomes socialism in April
• The best use of our tax dollars so far
• Guess where Jesus
  appeared…hint it’s not a tortilla
• For Animal Lovers
• I went to the creation museum and…
• SSDD
• Now I understand my dog
• A brief history of the U.S.A.
• Mixed Nuts
• Teabag Ted
• A cruel twist of fate
• If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, it’s probably Karl Rove
• The Aftermath
• My plan worked!
• Romney’s storm survival tips
• Letter to a Non-Voter
• Changing Times and stuff
• Mitt’s jobs creation plan
• Notes to the Donald and the Mittwit
• Five things you should know about Mitt Romney
• Maybe Misogyny Motivates Mitt
• Let’s give a big thanks to the Romneys for making America safe
• Pre-existing Positions
• Halloween – repuclican style
• Obama bagged Osama and Mitt bagged…
• What are we doing here?
• Another moronic congressman crawls out from under his rock
• Exclusive photo from Romney’s campaign tour
• Please Recycle
• A response from one of the 47%
• World’s Smallest Computer
• Are you better off than you were four years ago?
• The facts according to…
• Pro-Life?
• So just who is in charge?
• Is Mitt ready for a rubber room?
• After I’m gone
• My new pet name for republicans
• Budgeting for Dummies
• Akin’s Anatomy
• Two of life’s greatest qualities
• I’ve heard of smart water, is the right drinking stupid water?
• Paul Ryan, a man for all seasons
• Uh, excuse me but we were here first
• Republican Revolt
• Mars rover discovers cause of climate change
• What’s on YOUR tax returns, Mitt?
• Intelligent life found on Mars
• What good is Mars?
• New Symbol of Christian Family Values
• What Would Jesus Do?
• A Glowing Endorsement for Mitt Romney
• Economics 101
• Politically Correct Olympic Uniforms
• Thank you to The Seven Legged Express Journey
• Mitt’s many monies
• I’ll tell you what you can do with your gun!
• What’s in your water?
• It’s the same old song
• If the government is going to secretly scan us, why not make this our national health care plan?
• You know you’re rich when…
• Lettuce pray
• Pro-Life?
• Someday in the not too distant future we may have somewhat less crappy healthcare
• Keeping ‘em barefoot and pregnant
• I don’t see dead people, do you?
• Evolution Revised
• Here a Mitt, there a Mitt, everywhere a Mitt Mitt, Old Mitt Romney had a fence…
• Who spent what and where?
• Try to vote, I dare you!
• We are not fine down here!
• Voter I.D. law that makes sense
• You know America has an obesity problem when THIS happens!
• Romney, like Obama but…
• Should they be doing that in public?
• Joker or Sociopath?
• How to raise a good christian*
• Wherever the wind blows…
• Who Killed Who?
• Lawyers in Cages
• Becoming one with your cell phone
• Don’t Tease the Frog
• Right Wing-Nut House
• Why did the woman cross the road?
• If turnabout is fair play, wouldn’t this be poetic justice?
• Hey Charlotte, what about the rest of us?
• The Best and Brightest of The Republican party
• What do they have in common?
• …and I’m a Mormon
• Quote: Harriet Tubman / On Self-Servitude
• The Ayatollah Santorum
• How do you feel about abortion now?
• Can you look at this picture and tell me we’re not related?
• France tops U.S. in educated vaginas
• Warning – Pussy Kills!
• Religion is like…
• How many IRS agents does it take to answer one simple question?
• Where’s a cop when you need one?
• To God Be the Glory
• If you were a gazillionaire would it really kill you…
• Blogger Occupied
• Nothing but the facts, Michelle
• A Word About Drinking and Driving
• The Answer is Bah Humbug!
• Ron Paul campaign getting more bang for YOUR bucks
• What becomes of children raised by same sex parents?
• If the government had a sale
• Hey guys, grab your joysticks and head for the men’s room
• The True Meaning of Thanksgiving
• Proposal from Michael Moore
• Boob Jobs – Not Just for Fun Anymore
• Thinking outside the box…of tampons
• 11-11-11 – Is it the end of the world?
• Did Ron Paul let a baby die?
• How to speak republican
• If they put god in a department store
• The occupation of Wall Street
• When Jesus ate the magic mushrooms
• Paradigm shift – toughen up – do NOT grow a pair
• Subway – Eat Fresh What?
• What would Genghis do?
• Crazy christians seek dominion over politics, business and culture
• Waking up in the land of Oz and other craziness
• Pop goes the Pope…we hope, we hope
• Rick and the robot
• Have it your way…
• Opinions wanted
• Your god is a psychopath with a twisted sense of humor
• Obama hates white people…vote for a wing-nut in 2012
• Rick Perry & Michele Bachmann on evolution
• Jehovah’s Witnesses – really bad at math?
• Pastor Mike’s atheist registry – shades of Nazi Germany
• Peanut butter, a turtle, a caveman, and chimps with typewriters..What do they have in common?
• If Atheists left America
• Those spooky atheists you only read about…they’re real
• Caveman debunks evolution
• How to grow an atheist
• If Congress truly represents us…
• Does our calendar proves the validity of the bible?
• The c-word
• Don’t get your christian panties in a bunch
• Uh excuse me, but the lifeboat leaks
• Breaking up with Obama
• Where the Hell is Robin Hood when you need him?
• Who’s in charge?
• Going postal
• My battle with PMS
• Palin pucks up
• Last night I said a prayer
• Christian fundamentalists are different from radical Muslims how?
• I pledge allegiance to…whaaaat?
• New IRS forms and economic cleansing
• Wedgwood’s theory of evolution
• Just lion around
• She was driving and shaving what?
• Don’t tease me!
• Final Thoughts on Osama bin Laden, from Michael Moore
• Immigrants for sale
• The latest in outsourcing
• We killed him a thousand times
• Follow the bouncing boobies to see where your tax dollars go
• What a wonderful world it would be
• Mormons, don’t come a knockin’
• How dumb do they think we are, or how dumb are we?
• Attention WANKERS, there’s an app for that
• Cheap flights…or are they?
• Desperately seeking support job
• Two pigeons, a grackle, and a Snickers bar
• Human dominion over animals…I think not
• If this doesn’t make you laugh…
• Now that’s lazy!
• Repealing the Laws of Physics
• Plague, Pestilence and PALIN?!?
• If that’s SLAVERY sign me up!
• Talking the talk
• Felonious Farting
• The root of all evil and other random stuff
• Got Milk?
• Honjii’s helpful, healthy hints
• Someone please get this monkey off my back!
• This is my rifle – this is my gun…
• Bush Bungles Book Title
• America doesn’t run on oil, it runs on pills
• Stuff that just came tumbling out of my head
• The State of Hypocrisy Address
• The economy is so bad that:
• Religion ala carte
• Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot
• Spitting on your burger or groping your goodies
• Here a Jesus, there a Jesus, everywhere a Jesus
• I hate holidays, but here goes
• Six to Eight Black Men
• On a Quest to stick it to Qwest
• The Model Modern US President
• The truth behind the parting of the Red Sea…
• Woncha gimme a little…
• McClueless needs to get one
• I’ll pass on that $128 million…
• Ever get the feeling you’re being watched?
• It’s just common sense
• Priest Off
• Random Crazy
• Persistence – Does it pay?
• A thank you card from W
• Are you smarter than an atheist?
• Conning the Faithful
• Dog vs Squirrel
• Exposed
• Gidget Goes Insane
• Sneak peek
• Re-thinking creationism
• If I were the Iranian police I’d be thinking the same thing
• Do you see the irony here?
• Pastor of Disaster
• Anchor Baby – The Movie
• Constitution ala carte
• Is Obama a Muslim?
• Is anyone aware that we have OTHER borders?
• The Dumbing of America
• Just random stuff
• This is gonna offend…
• Cell Phone Mamas – WARNING!
• Why I don’t tweet
• High Unemployment – Wrong there ARE Jobs
• Honjii unmasked
• Put That in your SB1070 pipe and smoke it
• Candidate Heffington and Honjii go at it!
• All aboard the tea party express
• Uh Oh – Another one on the loose
• Institutions for the insane, please see if any patients are missing
• First came the pod people
• Have I got a deal for you!
• But I thought he was a nice Catholic boy
• TEA Party – Y’all come!
• Is there a doctor in the house?
• NO racial profiling? Yeah right!
• Poulet Sir Prize Award Winners
• Can your dog do this?
• Tough times for Jesus
• That’s what friends are for
• BP Spills Coffee
• We are running out of LIKE
• Muslims and Jews – You guys! Knock it off already!
• Bad news Christians – Lord Jesus hit in a crosswalk
• Caught on Tape
• Your mission should decide to accept
• Palin wins worst mother of the year
• Nutty News
• The Epitome of Irony
• Bizzaro World
• Show your papers – what does an American look like?
• It’s not nice to piss off Mother Nature
• Evolution – women yes – men not so much!
• WARNING C.R.I. Epidemic
• Lost Luggage
• Random Thoughts
• How to speak Republican
• Letter from Jesus
• Neither snow nor rain nor…
• Terrorists or Christians?
• Duck and Run – The Christians are Loose!
• Socialism – It’s been hiding for a long time…
• The Irony of Pro-Life
• Toyota’s New Theme Song
• For Access to Health Care try Death Row
• What is What is Christianity?
• Snow WOMAN Victim of Sexual Discrimination
• Born to Be Wild
• Guys, Be Careful Where You Point Those Things
• Which Came First, The Lawyers or the Insurance Companies?
• Hater Heatedly Harangues Honjii
• Pavlov’s Republicans
• Amazing Sand Painting
• Is it Aftershock?
• John McCain Leading Fight Against Obama
• Octodoc Finally Popped
• The Secret…
• Airport Body Scanners – Key to Health Care Reform?
• Weekend at Osama’s
• Fear of Flying (Naked)
• Robin Hood
• Take Your Pick…Or Not
• Ten Commandments More Like Ten Guidelines
• Seems like only yesterday…
• The Pink Glove Dance
• My Plan for Afghanistan
• Mike the Headless Chicken
• 9-11 NOT a Terrorist Attack
• Holidays – Holy Crap Not Again!
• How Rich is Too Rich?
• Republicans Bring out the Big Guns
• WARNING! Step Away from the Candy!
• If Terrorists Killed 45,000 Americans
• Got a Lie-Phone – They Have Apps for That
• Homosexuality is Caused by…
• I’ve Got a Secret – Be Careful What You Wish For
• God Spoke to Me
• Can you do this?
• Tip for using public transportation
• Socialism – What’s so Bad About it?
• A Child’s Prayer
• Tea Party – Everyone is Invited
• Why Obama’s Policies are Un-American
• The Woody Guthrie Award
• The $3000 Flu Shot
• Veterans Administration Death Books
• Good Christians praying for Obama’s Death
• We are ALL going to die…
• GUNS?
• Gullibility or Stupidity?
• WE are NOT Pregnant!
• Scared Stupid
• Journalism at its Finest
• Facebook
• The economy is so bad that…
• Where are they Now?
• Bigotry Does NOT Come in a Bottle!
• Holding Hands
• How I, Honjii, have kept America safe
• Are you the 1st dog? There’s an App for that…
• How to Avoid Jury Duty
• BO, The Portuguese Water Dog
• Get Your Government Bailout
• Gift Ideas for Mother’s Day from Walmart
• Motorcycle Cops Beware
• Okay, Fundies, Listen Up!
• Swine Flu is the Answer…
• You Know the Economy is Bad When…
• Jesus Christ, is God Really the Baby Daddy?
• Indict Bush Now
• I’m Submitting a Bill to AIG and So Should You
• The GOD Shirt
• Exlusive video of Octo-mom giving birth
• Power happy Rush Limbaugh crosses the line!
• Why can’t we all just get along?
• The Crow Reveals Where Republican Brain Cells Hidden
• N. Dakota House says Fertilized Egg is a Person
• Bad Taste, Poor Judgement, or Blatant Racism?
• New Drug for the Annoyingly Cheerful
• Unusual Friendship
• You know the economy really is in the toilet…
• Wall Street Whistle Blowers Wanted
• Woman Makes Generous Contribution to Population Explosion
• Obama’s Inaugural Oath – It’s Still Wrong
• I’ve Been Chosen..
• Right Wingnut Urges Christians to Pray Obama Fails
• Ding Dong the Nitwit is Gone!
• Are These Aliens Legal?
• Video from Al Jazeera?
• Giving 100%…or more?
• U.S.A. Experiencing Technical Difficulties – Please Hold
• GW Bush Shoe Shine Kit
• Sponsor an Executive
• I’ve Been Tagged
• Generic Politically Correct Winter Greetings to All
• Latest Ad Campaign From the Big 3
• The Obama, Warren Controversy – A Different Perspective
• Let em eat cake…Not you Adolf
• The Honjii Star Registry
• Bush Gets the Boot
• Complete Sentences
• My Bailout Plan - PYOM
• Saving the Big Three
• Monkey Business
• Palin Porn – God’s Open Door
• Bloggers Unite for World Refugees
• Where Did The Lame Duck Come From?
• So Little Time – So Much Fun to Make
• They Had a Dream
• Under New Management!
• The Parking Ticket
• Look at This House – They Must be Republicans!
• Election 2008 and The Wizard of Oz
• Taking the Pitbull Trick or Treating as a Hocky Mom..
• The Halloween Game
• Undercover Republican
• Don’t Let the Republicans Steal Another Election
• Oh the Hypocrisy! Let’s Compare Notes
• WARNING Don’t Vote a Straight Ticket
• Biggest Idiot of the Week – Take Your Pick
• Winky and Blinky
• The Palin Song, Everybody Sing Along
• A Better Bailout
• TheTurdblossom’s “Insiders’ Guide to Swinging Elections”
• Presidential Race or Sitcom
• The Great Schlep for Obama
• Bush Tours U.S. To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
• Dear Iraqi Friends
• Palin, Your Stupidity is Showing, AGAIN!
• White Privilege, White Entitlement and the 2008 Election
• Why You Should Oppose the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG
• It Really is Like a Random Interview With a Walmart Shopper
• The United States of ALASKA?
• How to Speak Republican or Palinese
• The Teams
• How to Irritate People
• What Government Post are you Qualified For – Apply Here
• Republican Action Figures
• Is the White House Next?
• Why America is F**ked!
• Why You Should Vote for John McCain
• McCain: Reformed Maverick or Really Forgetful?
• Sarah Palin’s Blatant Racism
• McCain and Palin Politically Incorrect
• Long Time Acquaintance of Sarah Palin Gives us the Scoop
• Gotta Love the Comments!
• Jon Stewart Annihilates Media Surrogates
• McCain Foreits “Green” Card
• Through the Eyes of Lust – Part 2 (Dirty Old Man)
• Is McCain Looking Through the Eyes of Lust?
• McCain and VP Choice
• An Open Letter to God, from Michael Moore
• Amish Wisdom
• I Have the Answer – Do You?
• Take Your Dildoe to Lunch Day
• Every Sperm is Sacred, Why not Every Soldier?
• There Might be a Terrorist in my Post Office Box
• Does Size Matter?
• Beware of the Shady Lizard
• Classic Good Sense, Part 2
• Pinholes for Pinheads
• Classic good sense : Lee Iacocca
• Paris for President
• What to Order?
• Bear Warning!
• Interesting Little Boozer or Annoying the Intelligent Designers
• Not Enough $ to Retire – Try a Career in Porn
• How Long Will You Live?
• Blog Break
• 1957 vs. 2007
• Two Awards in One Week – Bragging Rights!
• Do Your Shopping at Dead Men Walking
• I got an Email from McCain and I Answered it
• What do you Suppose They Sell Here?
• McCain Kicks Librarian Out of Town Hall Event
• The Changing of the Guard – if McCain Wins
• That Old Time Religion
• GOOD NEWS about Gas Prices!
• Guess What Bush did for FUN as a Child?
• Watermelon the new Viagra?
• OK for the McCains, but if the Obamas had done it…
• End Oil Speculation Act of 2008 (Introduced in Senate)
• What Does McCain Have Against Bills?
• Does Anybody THINK Anymore?
• Flying “High”
• McCain, Your Ignorance is Showing
• Stop Oil Speculation!
• How do you Spend your Day?
• This is one George that WILL be Missed
• Four More Years?
• Tax Rebate Stimulus Plan – More Stupidity On the Way
• Was Jesus a Camp Counselor?
• Peanut Butter – Proof God Exists
• Naked
• A Peek at Dubya’s Daily Workout
• To All the Hillary Supporters Going for McCain
• Slow Down – Save Gas!
• Where Do You Go When You Die?
• Put Your Thermostat Where Your Green Is!
• What Would You Name a Sewage Treatment Plant?
• McCain has a Temper Tantrum
• Nuclear War Sheduled for Next Thursday
• With These Supporters McCain Will be Tough to Beat
• Touched by an Atheist
• Computer Dating
• WARNING, Adult Reading Material!
• Smart Cars – Part 2
• Hillary Beefs up For a Fight
• Smart Cars?
• The Truth Behind the Pope
• I Have Underestimated George W. Bush
• For Those With Too Much Time on Their Hands
• Buy the Warranty, They’ll Throw in The Product
• The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference
• The Next Generation Hybrid Car
• For Eli
• Gas Prices
• Congratulations to President Bush
• Want Your Vote Counted? Vote Republican
• The Devil and George W
• G.W. Bush Toilet Cleaners & Other Fun Stuff
• From Outside, the U.S. Looks like a Bunch of Crazies
• More on Outsourcing & Customer Service in India
• McCain Tries to get his Shiite Together
• Good News for the Econony
• Leavin’ On a Jet Plane…Travel at Your Own Risk!
• The Olympics – To Boycott or Not to Boycott
• A Picture Says it All – Summing up Bush
• Presidentin’ for Dummies
• Judgment Day
• Do You See a Terrorist?
• State of the Union – SNAFU
• Bush and Cheney go Undercover
• Does Bush Have a Stand-In?
• It’s All About Counting
• Buddhist Advice on Anger
• Finally the Truth About Food
• “Artist” Starves Dog – Calls it Art
• Presidential Library Destroyed by Flood
• Think the Feds Aren’t Reading Your Blog, Think Again!
• What’s in Your Cool Whip?
• 13 Year Old Girl Stip Searched at School, Suspected of Having Ibuprofin
• Free Burma
• I’m a Valued Customer of the IRS, Are You?
• The Shock Doctrine
• Isn’t It Ironic That Believers in INTELLIGENT Design Aren’t?
• Who Will Be Left to Fight?
• General Peter Pace and Other Pansy Assed Idiots
• Ass Cracks Should be Outlawed – Urge Congress to Pass a Resolution
• Caution, Your Penis Could Be a Lightening Rod
• If We’re Going to Pass a Resolution for Every Damn Thing…..
• Who Said the White House Disregards the Constitution!
• When Insults Had Class
• New Secret Service Uniforms
• General Betray Us, Tell it Like it Is
• If You’re Carded at 65, That’s a Good Thing, Right?
• Court Bans Christian Cross in the Middle of Public Lands
• Having Difficulty Deciding Where to Vacation, Try the Penis Museum
• We’re Dimmed if We Do & Fried if We Don’t – Global Dimming
• Someone Inform Whoopie Goldberg They Also Lynched Blacks
• Beer, Guns, Killing…How Much More American Can You Get?
• Is Craig a Criminal or Just a Common Hypocrite?
• iPod, iPhone, and Now the iCar
• If You Had Any Doubts About Evolution
• Grief
• Mother Teresa an Agnostic – Atheist? Can She Still Be Sainted?
• If the Bible is Proof God Exists…
• Hey Bush! You Are the Pot Calling the Kettle Black!
• Cheney Got it Right, From the OTHER Side of His Mouth
• Assuming We Have One, Will It Be Stolen Again?
• Who Needs Terrorists When We’ve Got Outsourcing
• Rove Quits! A Touching Goodbye!
• Gay Marriage Should be a Non-Issue
• There Once Was A Fellow Named Bush….
• Bragging Rights Earned WOO HOO!
• I Didn’t Know Christians Could Go Naked!
• How Safe are Your Bridges?
• Animals Assumed to be Horny Until Proven Otherwise
• Guess What is Being Given Away on Craigslist
• Obesity Really is an Epidemic and it Could Be Contagious
• If You Go to Sacramento – Leave Your Testicles at Home
• Outsourcing Intelligence
• Will There Ever Be an End to The Bush Administration?
• Good News & Bad News, The Good News is Bush Takes…
• Where Did We Put That Darn 2.3 Trillion Bucks?
• A Few Days
• Those Darn Republicans
• It’s Like Rats Deserting a Sinking Ship
• If We Impeach Bush, Just How Far Down the Line…
• From the White House to the Big House
• Couldn’t We Just Commute Bush’s Presidency?
• Send Bush a Pro-Choice Birthday Greeting
• That’s a Lot of Money Going Up in Smoke!
• Scooter Skates – Could Bush Be Hiding Something?
• I’m Not Surprised – Anyone Else?
• Rob People Legally, Start an Insurance Company
• There is No Such Thing as Bad Publicity or a Tale of Two Blondes
• Mika Brzezinski of MNSBC Rips Paris Hilton a New One
• Time For a Grand Jury Investigation of Bush Regime
• Bush as Dictator – Not so Far Fetched – BE VERY AFRAID
• No Stem Cells for Dubya
• It’s Hard to Blog With a Broken Finger
• Bigots
• Guess What Number We Are…
• It’s Like Closing the Barn Door AFTER the Animals Escaped
• It Was Probably Cruel and Unusual Punishment
• Fossils: The Devil’s Handiwork
• Are Atheists’ Brains More Highly Evolved?
• Government of the People, By the People, For the People
• Bush, YOU’RE FIRED! Time for a Regime Change
• Political Aptitude Test
• Bumper Stickers for 2007
• Bush vs Jesus, The Ultimate in Negative Campaigning
• Immaculate Conception of the 21st Century
• FINALLY! Someone Let’s Bush Know What They Think
• Tired of BS? Get Your Deflector Here
• What Does God Look Like?
• Evolution at Work – See it Here
• Virginia Tech, The Video Game
• Do You Have a Permit For That Nipple?
• Ding Dong the Nitwit is Dead!
• Fascist America, in 10 Easy Steps
• Jesus is a PolygamistThe Ultimate Gas Rate Hike
• Scientific Proof of God’s Existence
• Bush You are NOT the Decider!
• The Crayola Presidency
• Attention Spammers, Don’t Even Bother
• Calling All Intelligent Designers – Part II
• Go Ahead and Pray in School
• My Blog is Worth $9,032.64
• New Hot Tourist Destination – Virginia Tech
• Another Intelligent Design Question
• Se habla English?
• Calling All Intelligent Designers – Got a Question
• Let’s Keep the Flags at Half-Mast
• Suicide Bombers – American Style
• Sticks and Stones Can Break Bones, but Names Get You Sued
• White House Dinner Invitation, DECLINED!
• Have You Seen the Enemy?
• The Bible – Fact or Fiction
• Thinkers Beware
• Why I Would Rather Dig a Ditch
• I Once Was Lost and Now I’m Still Lost
• Hey Bush, Time to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!
• Kissing Hank’s Ass
• Extreme Religion, Score God: Untold Millions, Atheists: 0
• Atheism is Not a Religion
• Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
• Whale vs. Jackass (Whale 1, Jackass 0 )
• Christians for Hire
• Immaculate Conception or a Vasectomy Gone Wrong?
• Get the Government to do Your Marketing
• Hang on to Your Vaginas (they could be outlawed)
• Better Get Outta Dodge…There’s a New Jesus in Town
• Stupid Design
• I Got My Degree From the Electoral College
• Jesus or No Jesus?
• Anna Nicole and Brittany
• Customer Service
• But….Clinton Got a Blowjob!
• The Bible – The First Blog?
• Boob Jobs
• Great Comment
• A Not So Intelligent Design!
• Are We De-Volving?
• Christian Nation?
• My Plan for the Middle East
• God Did Not Create Man
• Adam’s Rib?
• India Should Change Name to Customer Service
• Coincidentally Enough…
• Can Hardly Wait for the Mudslinging!
• God?
• You Only Need WHAT to be President?