Honjii’s Harangues

These posts are in reverse chronological order.

WARNING! Step Away from the Candy!

If Terrorists Killed 45,000 Americans

Got a Lie-Phone – They Have Apps for That

Homosexuality is Caused by…

I’ve Got a Secret – Be Careful What You Wish For

God Spoke to Me

Can you do this?

Tip for using public transportation

Socialism – What’s so Bad About it?

A Child’s Prayer

Tea Party – Everyone is Invited

Why Obama’s Policies are Un-American

The Woody Guthrie Award

The $3000 Flu Shot

Veterans Administration Death Books

Good Christians praying for Obama’s Death

We are ALL going to die…

GUNS?

Gullibility or Stupidity?

WE are NOT Pregnant!

Scared Stupid

Journalism at its Finest

Facebook

The economy is so bad that…

Where are they Now?

Bigotry Does NOT Come in a Bottle!

Holding Hands

How I, Honjii, have kept America safe

Are you the 1st dog? There’s an App for that…

How to Avoid Jury Duty

BO, The Portuguese Water Dog

Get Your Government Bailout

Gift Ideas for Mother’s Day from Walmart

Motorcycle Cops Beware

Okay, Fundies, Listen Up!

Swine Flu is the Answer…

You Know the Economy is Bad When…

Jesus Christ, is God Really the Baby Daddy?

Indict Bush Now

I’m Submitting a Bill to AIG and So Should You

The GOD Shirt

Exlusive video of Octo-mom giving birth

Power happy Rush Limbaugh crosses the line!

Why can’t we all just get along?

The Crow Reveals Where Republican Brain Cells Hidden

N. Dakota House says Fertilized Egg is a Person

Bad Taste, Poor Judgement, or Blatant Racism?

New Drug for the Annoyingly Cheerful

Unusual Friendship

You know the economy really is in the toilet…

Wall Street Whistle Blowers Wanted

Woman Makes Generous Contribution to Population Explosion

Obama’s Inaugural Oath – It’s Still Wrong

I’ve Been Chosen..

Right Wingnut Urges Christians to Pray Obama Fails

Ding Dong the Nitwit is Gone!

Are These Aliens Legal?

Video from Al Jazeera?

Giving 100%…or more?

U.S.A. Experiencing Technical Difficulties – Please Hold

GW Bush Shoe Shine Kit

Sponsor an Executive

I’ve Been Tagged

Generic Politically Correct Winter Greetings to All

Latest Ad Campaign From the Big 3

The Obama, Warren Controversy – A Different Perspective

Let em eat cake…Not you Adolf

The Honjii Star Registry

Bush Gets the Boot

Complete Sentences

My Bailout Plan - PYOM

Saving the Big Three

Monkey Business

Palin Porn – God’s Open Door

Bloggers Unite for World Refugees

Where Did The Lame Duck Come From?

So Little Time – So Much Fun to Make

They Had a Dream

Under New Management!

The Parking Ticket

Look at This House – They Must be Republicans!

Election 2008 and The Wizard of Oz

Taking the Pitbull Trick or Treating as a Hocky Mom..

The Halloween Game

Undercover Republican

Don’t Let the Republicans Steal Another Election

Oh the Hypocrisy! Let’s Compare Notes

WARNING Don’t Vote a Straight Ticket

Biggest Idiot of the Week – Take Your Pick

Winky and Blinky

The Palin Song, Everybody Sing Along

A Better Bailout

TheTurdblossom’s “Insiders’ Guide to Swinging Elections”

Presidential Race or Sitcom

The Great Schlep for Obama

Bush Tours U.S. To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency

Dear Iraqi Friends

Palin, Your Stupidity is Showing, AGAIN!

White Privilege, White Entitlement and the 2008 Election

Why You Should Oppose the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG

It Really is Like a Random Interview With a Walmart Shopper

The United States of ALASKA?

How to Speak Republican or Palinese

The Teams

How to Irritate People

What Government Post are you Qualified For – Apply Here

Republican Action Figures

Is the White House Next?

Why America is F**ked!

Why You Should Vote for John McCain

McCain: Reformed Maverick or Really Forgetful?

Sarah Palin’s Blatant Racism

McCain and Palin Politically Incorrect

Long Time Acquaintance of Sarah Palin Gives us the Scoop

Gotta Love the Comments!

Jon Stewart Annihilates Media Surrogates

McCain Foreits “Green” Card

Through the Eyes of Lust – Part 2 (Dirty Old Man)

Is McCain Looking Through the Eyes of Lust?

McCain and VP Choice

An Open Letter to God, from Michael Moore

Amish Wisdom

I Have the Answer – Do You?

Take Your Dildoe to Lunch Day

Every Sperm is Sacred, Why not Every Soldier?

There Might be a Terrorist in my Post Office Box

Does Size Matter?

Beware of the Shady Lizard

Classic Good Sense, Part 2

Pinholes for Pinheads

Classic good sense : Lee Iacocca

Paris for President

What to Order?

Bear Warning!

Interesting Little Boozer or Annoying the Intelligent Designers

Not Enough $ to Retire – Try a Career in Porn

How Long Will You Live?

Blog Break

1957 vs. 2007

Two Awards in One Week – Bragging Rights!

Do Your Shopping at Dead Men Walking

I got an Email from McCain and I Answered it

What do you Suppose They Sell Here?

McCain Kicks Librarian Out of Town Hall Event

The Changing of the Guard – if McCain Wins

That Old Time Religion

GOOD NEWS about Gas Prices!

Guess What Bush did for FUN as a Child?

Watermelon the new Viagra?

OK for the McCains, but if the Obamas had done it…

End Oil Speculation Act of 2008 (Introduced in Senate)

What Does McCain Have Against Bills?

Does Anybody THINK Anymore?

Flying “High”

McCain, Your Ignorance is Showing

Stop Oil Speculation!

How do you Spend your Day?

This is one George that WILL be Missed

Four More Years?

Tax Rebate Stimulus Plan – More Stupidity On the Way

Was Jesus a Camp Counselor?

Peanut Butter – Proof God Exists

Naked

A Peek at Dubya’s Daily Workout

To All the Hillary Supporters Going for McCain

Slow Down – Save Gas!

Where Do You Go When You Die?

Put Your Thermostat Where Your Green Is!

What Would You Name a Sewage Treatment Plant?

McCain has a Temper Tantrum

Nuclear War Sheduled for Next Thursday

With These Supporters McCain Will be Tough to Beat

Touched by an Atheist

Computer Dating

WARNING, Adult Reading Material!

Smart Cars – Part 2

Hillary Beefs up For a Fight

Smart Cars?

The Truth Behind the Pope

I Have Underestimated George W. Bush

For Those With Too Much Time on Their Hands

Buy the Warranty, They’ll Throw in The Product

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

The Next Generation Hybrid Car

For Eli

Gas Prices

Congratulations to President Bush

Want Your Vote Counted? Vote Republican

The Devil and George W

G.W. Bush Toilet Cleaners & Other Fun Stuff

From Outside, the U.S. Looks like a Bunch of Crazies

More on Outsourcing & Customer Service in India

McCain Tries to get his Shiite Together

Good News for the Econony

Leavin’ On a Jet Plane…Travel at Your Own Risk!

The Olympics – To Boycott or Not to Boycott

A Picture Says it All – Summing up Bush

Presidentin’ for Dummies

Judgment Day

Do You See a Terrorist?

State of the Union – SNAFU

Bush and Cheney go Undercover

Does Bush Have a Stand-In?

It’s All About Counting

Buddhist Advice on Anger

Finally the Truth About Food

“Artist” Starves Dog – Calls it Art

Presidential Library Destroyed by Flood

Think the Feds Aren’t Reading Your Blog, Think Again!

What’s in Your Cool Whip?

13 Year Old Girl Stip Searched at School, Suspected of Having Ibuprofin

Free Burma

I’m a Valued Customer of the IRS, Are You?

The Shock Doctrine

Isn’t It Ironic That Believers in INTELLIGENT Design Aren’t?

Who Will Be Left to Fight?

General Peter Pace and Other Pansy Assed Idiots

Ass Cracks Should be Outlawed – Urge Congress to Pass a Resolution

Caution, Your Penis Could Be a Lightening Rod

If We’re Going to Pass a Resolution for Every Damn Thing…..

Who Said the White House Disregards the Constitution!

When Insults Had Class

New Secret Service Uniforms

General Betray Us, Tell it Like it Is

If You’re Carded at 65, That’s a Good Thing, Right?

Court Bans Christian Cross in the Middle of Public Lands

Having Difficulty Deciding Where to Vacation, Try the Penis Museum

We’re Dimmed if We Do & Fried if We Don’t – Global Dimming

Someone Inform Whoopie Goldberg They Also Lynched Blacks

Beer, Guns, Killing…How Much More American Can You Get?

Is Craig a Criminal or Just a Common Hypocrite?

iPod, iPhone, and Now the iCar

If You Had Any Doubts About Evolution

Grief

Mother Teresa an Agnostic – Atheist? Can She Still Be Sainted?

If the Bible is Proof God Exists…

Hey Bush! You Are the Pot Calling the Kettle Black!

Cheney Got it Right, From the OTHER Side of His Mouth

Assuming We Have One, Will It Be Stolen Again?

Who Needs Terrorists When We’ve Got Outsourcing

Rove Quits! A Touching Goodbye!

Gay Marriage Should be a Non-Issue

There Once Was A Fellow Named Bush….

Bragging Rights Earned WOO HOO!

I Didn’t Know Christians Could Go Naked!

How Safe are Your Bridges?

Animals Assumed to be Horny Until Proven Otherwise

Guess What is Being Given Away on Craigslist

Obesity Really is an Epidemic and it Could Be Contagious

If You Go to Sacramento – Leave Your Testicles at Home

Outsourcing Intelligence

Will There Ever Be an End to The Bush Administration?

Good News & Bad News, The Good News is Bush Takes…

Where Did We Put That Darn 2.3 Trillion Bucks?

A Few Days

Those Darn Republicans

It’s Like Rats Deserting a Sinking Ship

If We Impeach Bush, Just How Far Down the Line…

From the White House to the Big House

Couldn’t We Just Commute Bush’s Presidency?

Send Bush a Pro-Choice Birthday Greeting

That’s a Lot of Money Going Up in Smoke!

Scooter Skates – Could Bush Be Hiding Something?

I’m Not Surprised – Anyone Else?

Rob People Legally, Start an Insurance Company

There is No Such Thing as Bad Publicity or a Tale of Two Blondes

Mika Brzezinski of MNSBC Rips Paris Hilton a New One

Time For a Grand Jury Investigation of Bush Regime

Bush as Dictator – Not so Far Fetched – BE VERY AFRAID

No Stem Cells for Dubya

It’s Hard to Blog With a Broken Finger

Bigots

Guess What Number We Are…

It’s Like Closing the Barn Door AFTER the Animals Escaped

It Was Probably Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Fossils: The Devil’s Handiwork

Are Atheists’ Brains More Highly Evolved?

Government of the People, By the People, For the People

Bush, YOU’RE FIRED! Time for a Regime Change

Political Aptitude Test

Bumper Stickers for 2007

Bush vs Jesus, The Ultimate in Negative Campaigning

Immaculate Conception of the 21st Century

FINALLY! Someone Let’s Bush Know What They Think

Tired of BS? Get Your Deflector Here

What Does God Look Like?

Evolution at Work – See it Here

Virginia Tech, The Video Game

Do You Have a Permit For That Nipple?

Ding Dong the Nitwit is Dead!

Fascist America, in 10 Easy Steps

Jesus is a PolygamistThe Ultimate Gas Rate Hike

Scientific Proof of God’s Existence

Bush You are NOT the Decider!

The Crayola Presidency

Attention Spammers, Don’t Even Bother

Calling All Intelligent Designers – Part II

Go Ahead and Pray in School

My Blog is Worth $9,032.64

New Hot Tourist Destination – Virginia Tech

Another Intelligent Design Question

Se habla English?

Calling All Intelligent Designers – Got a Question

Let’s Keep the Flags at Half-Mast

Suicide Bombers – American Style

Sticks and Stones Can Break Bones, but Names Get You Sued

White House Dinner Invitation, DECLINED!

Have You Seen the Enemy?

The Bible – Fact or Fiction

Thinkers Beware

Why I Would Rather Dig a Ditch

I Once Was Lost and Now I’m Still Lost

Hey Bush, Time to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!

Kissing Hank’s Ass

Extreme Religion, Score God: Untold Millions, Atheists: 0

Atheism is Not a Religion

Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll

Whale vs. Jackass (Whale 1, Jackass 0 )

Christians for Hire

Immaculate Conception or a Vasectomy Gone Wrong?

Get the Government to do Your Marketing

Hang on to Your Vaginas (they could be outlawed)

Better Get Outta Dodge…There’s a New Jesus in Town

Stupid Design

I Got My Degree From the Electoral College

Jesus or No Jesus?

Anna Nicole and Brittany

Customer Service

But….Clinton Got a Blowjob!

The Bible – The First Blog?

Boob Jobs

Great Comment

A Not So Intelligent Design!

Are We De-Volving?

Christian Nation?

My Plan for the Middle East

God Did Not Create Man

Adam’s Rib?

India Should Change Name to Customer Service

Coincidentally Enough…

Can Hardly Wait for the Mudslinging!

God?

You Only Need WHAT to be President?