Tags: bikini line, distracted driving, shaving, strange news
We all know the dangers of distracted driving, so let this story serve as a warning to those who engage in this activity while behind the wheel. (click the image to enlarge)
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When I was in junior high school I learned the scientific definition of a kiss. For some reason it popped into my head the other day and wondering if I had remembered it correctly I consulted google. I nailed it, excuse me for a moment while I pat myself on the back. In the course of my search I ran across the following, posted by Manju27. I thought it was kind of sweet.
Prof. of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable!
Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
Tags: curb appeal, garage doors, Home depot, home improvement
This display was on the front outside wall of a Home Depot. Click the image for the full size pic so you can look more closely at the display and read the sign on lower left. I thought the display and the promotional sign were either a new trend in ‘curb appeal’ or a contradiction caused by the ineptitude of the staff members in charge of display.
Heading out of town for a week or two. I don’t know if I will go near a computer while I’m gone so please water the plants and get the mail for me until I return.
Tags: electrocution, men urinating outdoors
The saying goes that for men the world is your urinal. C’mon you know you all do it and I think you love that it is so easy for you to pee anywhere you please, since you come equipped with a point and shoot model. Well you better be careful where you point it because a man literally peed himself to death after a car crash left him with only minor injuries.
Man urinated on live wire
MONTESANO (Washington) – AUTHORITIES believe a man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.
Grays Harbour County sheriff’s Deputy Dave Pimentel told KXRO-AM radio on Monday that Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole on Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.
However, family members found 50-year-old Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.
Mr Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn’t see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.
Mr Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity travelled through Messenger’s body. — AP