It’s the same old song

July 14, 2012 at 8:53 am | Posted in corporate bullys, economy, health care, Obama, political, taxes | 3 Comments
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If the government is going to secretly scan us, why not make this our national health care plan?

July 13, 2012 at 12:24 pm | Posted in civil liberties, government, health care, technology | Leave a comment
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Scary stuff and rife with possibilities for extreme abuses and violations!  From Gizmodo:

Hidden Government Scanners Will Instantly Know Everything About You From 164 Feet Away
NAC

Within the next year or two, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security will instantly know everything about your body, clothes, and luggage with a new laser-based molecular scanner fired from 164 feet (50 meters) away. From traces of drugs or gun powder on your clothes to what you had for breakfast to the adrenaline level in your body—agents will be able to get any information they want without even touching you.

And without you knowing it.  read more

It seems this technology could be better used in the medical field, but if the government is so hell bent on spying on us then let’s call it national health care and get some benefits from it as well.

Pro-Life?

July 6, 2012 at 9:41 am | Posted in Atheism, health care, humor | Leave a comment
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Image courtesy of Atheist Meme Base

Someday in the not too distant future we may have somewhat less crappy health care

July 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm | Posted in health care, humor, Obama, political | Leave a comment
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If turnabout is fair play, wouldn’t this be poetic justice?

March 16, 2012 at 9:57 pm | Posted in civil liberties, health care, hypocrisy, political, Religion | Leave a comment
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France tops U.S. in educated vaginas

February 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm | Posted in education, health care | Leave a comment
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There’s a whole lot wrong with the education system in the U.S. and it’s been on a downward spiral for quite some time.  We’ve now reached an all time low.  You may be shocked to learn that we do not educate our vaginas!  It turns out our hoohaws are so ignorant I wouldn’t be surprised to find one of them as a Tea Party Presidential hopeful.   (I’m pretty sure the same could be said for our penises.)  In France they have educated vaginas!  C’mon Americans, you know how most of you feel about the French.  Do you really want their vaginas to  be smarter than ours?  Do you want to watch a game show titled, Are you Smarter than a French Vagina?  We need to get on the ball here and make education a priority, even down there.

The French Government Wants To Tone My Vagina

Inside my amazing and embarrassing postnatal “perineal re-education” class, paid for by la France.

By |Posted Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2012, at 6:00 AM ET

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A different kind of workout for new mothers
Illustration by Rob Donnelly.

Last week I began re-educating my vagina.

Let me explain: I live in France.

Shortly after my husband and I moved to Paris, I became pregnant, which was a relief, because I would get fat for a legitimate biological reason, not just because of all the pain au chocolat. When I gave birth to our daughter last November, my husband and I spent five government-sponsored days in the maternity ward at Clinique Leonardo Da Vinci, where we learned that French hospital meals come with a cheese course and that as part of my postpartum treatment I would be prescribed 10 to 20 sessions of la rééducation périnéale. This is a kind of physical therapy designed to retrain the muscles of the pelvic floor, including the vagina, and is one of the cornerstones of French postnatal care. Two months after our daughter was born, I summoned the courage to teach my vagina some new tricks.  read more

Boob Jobs – Not Just for Fun Anymore

November 16, 2011 at 4:23 pm | Posted in health care, modern trends, political campaigns, social comment, strange news | 3 Comments
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There’s a lot of gravity defying breast implants out there these days.  So much so that I think we now have a generation of males that wouldn’t know a natural breast if it hit them in the face.  At the gym there is hardly a natural breast to be found.

It’s become a right of passage for young women.  I overheard a conversation between two teenaged girls talking about when (not if) they would get their boobs done and debating about what size to get.  There was clearly some jealousy and competition involved.  When one girl said she would get a C the other opted for D.  When C girl then decided she would also go with a D, D promptly tried to talk her out of it, pointing out that she was slightly smaller (over-all) and a D wouldn’t be right for her smaller frame.  It was obvious from body language, tone of voice, facial expressions that C was not going to be out boobed by D and D wasn’t going to stand for equality.  I thought it would turn into a girl fight.  I’m glad to see that young girls are focused on what is truly important now that the economy is thriving, we’ve achieved world peace, and saved the planet.

Now it turns out that these ridiculous looking chest melons (OK a lot, not all) have protective properties (two cases described below and I imagine a search might turn up others).  My only hope now is that Texas Governor Rick Perry doesn’t get wind of this.  He stirred up a lot of controversy when he issued an executive order requiring sixth-grade girls to be vaccinated against the human papillomavirus, for their protection.   Next thing you know he will be requiring all pubescent Texas girls to get breast implants.  Well..the saying goes…everything’s bigger in Texas, even the idiots.

From the LA Times:

BOOSTER SHOTS: Oddities, musings and news from the
health world

Woman stabbed by husband is saved by breast implant, reports say

  • October 07, 2011|By Amina Khan, Los Angeles Times / For the Booster Shots blog

    Plastic surgeon James Wells holds a saline implant, left, and a silicone implant.

    Plastic surgeon James Wells holds a saline implant, left, and a silicone… (Mark Boster / Los Angeles Times)

In another installment of our occasional series of breast implants meeting violent ends: A Russian woman stabbed by her husband was probably saved by one of her rather large breast implants.

The 40-year-old Moscow woman’s husband was allegedly aiming for the heart when he sunk a knife into her chest during a domestic dispute. But the knife was blocked by the silicone implants — which, somewhat ironically, her husband had requested she get some five years before.

In another incident a woman may have been saved from a bullet by her implants.

A Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon says a woman’s size-D breast implants might have saved her life when a gunman opened fire at her office.

Lydia Carranza was working at the Simi Valley dental office July 1 when her co-worker, the gunman’s wife, was shot and killed.

Carranza was just a few feet away. She survived a gunshot to the chest, but the the bullet left a scar and deflated the implant.

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