The economy is so bad that….

June 23, 2009 at 6:33 am | In humor | 1 Comment
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A friend sent these.

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

3. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.

5. Obama met for a Stimulus Package discussion with several small businesses: GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM.

6. McDonalds is now selling a 1/4-ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

8. Currently, the highest-paying job available is jury duty.

9. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on anymore.

10. The Mafia has started laying off judges.

11. If the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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