Obama’s Inaugural Oath – It’s Still Wrong

January 27, 2009 at 3:08 am | Posted in elections, Obama, president, Religion | 1 Comment
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What Chief Justice Roberts and Obama actually said:
Roberts: “Are you prepared to take the oath, Senator?”

Obama: “I am”

Roberts: “I, Barack Hussein Obama,”
Obama: “I, Barack,”
Roberts: “do solemnly swear”
Obama: “I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear”
Roberts: “that I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully…”
Obama: “that I will execute…”
Roberts: “faithfully execute the office of president of the United States…”
Obama: “the office of president of the United States faithfully…”
Roberts: “and will, to the best of my ability,…
Obama: “and will, to the best of my ability,…
Roberts: “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States,…”
Obama: “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States,…”
Roberts: “so help you God?”
Obama: “so help me God.”
Full-text of What Obama Actually Said:
“I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will execute the Office of President of the United States faithfully, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God”


From Article II, Section I of the U.S. Constitution:
Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:–“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Notice anything?  The version of the oath in the constitution doesn’t contain the words, “so help me God”.  It also allows the president to swear or affirm and there is no mention of requiring that a bible be used.  It seems our forefathers were serious about separation of church and state, and that they refer to an oath or affirmation is a good indication that religion, the bible, or god was not a necessary part of the oath, or the person taking it.

Since the oath was administered a second time, just to be on the safe side, because a couple of words got switched, I’m thinking it should be administered yet a third time, and this time exactly as worded in the constitution.

I’ve Been Chosen..

January 27, 2009 at 2:00 am | Posted in crooks & liars | 1 Comment
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…to receive a $300 gas card and a $10 phone card…said the voice with the Indian accent on the other end of my cel phone.  This is to reward me for all my purchases at the grocery stores and malls and because I have such a good payment record.

I don’t like talking on the phone, especially my cel phone so I’ve only given the number to a  handful of people.  I was kind of annoyed and about to hang up, but I wondered what kind of scam the guy was attempting to perpetrate, so I played along, kind of.

I asked questions like, how do you know what purchases I make and where I make them?  He told me they have a record of anytime I’ve swiped my credit card.  I use cash for most purchases.  He then gushed on and on about how I was receiving this wonderful reward for my spending habits.

Now for the catch, isn’t there always one?  To receive this glorious most generous reward I would be asked to simply pay $1.95 for postage.  My first question was, if you can afford to send me $310 worth of rewards, couldn’t you spring for another couple of bucks for the postage?  I was told it was not up to him (of course not) that they were just the processing company sending the rewards.  So I said, I’ll tell you what why not just send me a $298.05 gas card, or an $8.05 phone card to cover the cost of postage.  He couldn’t do that, so I suggested he keep the $10 phone card and send me the gas card, that would surely cover postage.  Of course none of these ideas were doable, so I asked him to send me an address and I would send the $1.95 in cash.  No can do.

Then I tired of the little game and started laughing.  I asked if he really thought I’d be dumb enough to give him my credit card number.  He said no you can give me any card number, even your bankcard.

When I told him that wasn’t going to happen, his employer/s would have been proud at how argumentative he was, giving me the old hard sell.  I finally told him to lose my number and hung up.

This stuff must work, you hear/read about people getting scammed by these schemes all the time, it is just so hard to believe even the dumbest of the dumb would fall for this crap.

Right Wingnut Urges Christians to Pray Obama Fails

January 24, 2009 at 6:19 am | Posted in god, government, Obama, Religion, stupidity | 38 Comments
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Many a coward has been bolstered in his conviction against challenging tyranny by not reading too deeply into the Scriptures. Yet, nowhere does the Bible ever suggest evil rulers are to be obeyed. When the rule of men conflicts with the commands of God, the Bible leaves no doubt about where we should stand.

That’s why I do not hesitate today in calling on godly Americans to pray that Barack Hussein Obama fail in his efforts to change our country from one anchored on self-governance and constitutional republicanism to one based on the raw and unlimited power of the central state.

It would be folly to pray for his success in such an evil campaign. I want Obama to fail because his agenda is 100 percent at odds with God’s. Pretending it is not simply makes a mockery of God’s straightforward Commandments.

This is according to Joseph Farah of World Net Daily who believes that Obama is evil.

I heard this moron gentleman being interviewed on the radio yesterday and I’m pretty sure his bag of marbles has a huge leak because it was pretty obvious that a lot of them have gone missing.  And I’m sure you can guess who he thinks did do a great job as president.  Hint: smirking guy, thumbs his nose at the constitution, poor command of the English language, best known for his inability to pronounce the word nuclear.

Though his website quotes all sorts of bible passages to back up his assertions, according to what I heard him say on the radio it boils down to one issue, abortion.  Obama did not speak out against it, therefore he is evil.

Like many of his ilk, he  continually contradicted himself and used circular reasoning to such a degree that I actually had to put my head between my knees until the dizziness passed.  Frankly, he sounded as if he would benefit from some time in a nice quiet, perhaps padded room.

We don’t have W to poke fun at anymore, but I’ll bet these nut jobs are, even as I’m typing, crawling out from under their rocks.

Let the craziness begin.

Ding Dong the Nitwit is Gone!

January 21, 2009 at 12:37 am | Posted in Bush, crooks & liars, elections, humor, PhotoShop Fun, president | 2 Comments
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I’m so glad to be saying bye bye, so long, farewell, GOOD RIDDANCE!  Bush, I hope never to see your smirking face again, unless it is in a courtroom to answer for your crimes.

A WARM WELCOME TO OUR NEW PRESIDENT, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!

In case you wondering what Bush will do now that he is finally movin’ on down the road?   My inside sources provided me with this photo.

bush-work-for-food

Are These Aliens Legal?

January 20, 2009 at 2:42 am | Posted in Atheism, humor, strange news, stupidity | 1 Comment
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Alien abductee wearing thought screen helmet.

Alien abductee wearing thought screen helmet.

As if we don’t have enough problems with the world economy imploding, wars breaking out every other day, genocide, famine, terrorism, nukes and all those other bad things that make you want to hide under the bed I have now been informed of a new threat to each and every one of us.

I’d heard of this problem before but I had no idea it was real or that it was happening on such a large scale.  I’m talking about alien abductions; not just for whack jobs anymore.  Don’t laugh..no seriously stop snickering, that was my first reaction, but after visiting the website mentioned below, it’s obvious, the threat is all too real.  But don’t worry, there are steps we can take to protect ourselves, and the sooner the better.  The good news is, protection is not just for the two or three wealthy people left in the world, it’s affordable for anyone.

Wearing a thought screen helmet will keep aliens from having access to your thoughts leaving them powerless to control your mind.  With simple instructions that can be found at the Stop Alien Abductions website you can construct this invaluable safety device.  I’m starting on mine immediately and I would urge you to do the same…protect yourself now!  They have a pretty impressive success record.

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998 for people being abducted by aliens themselves. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller area of Velostat which had a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien-human hybrid.

A fourth failure in 2007 was with a frail woman who had her helmet removed by two alien-human hybrids who snuck up behind her, tackled her and forcedly removed it. The helmet still works for people being abducted by aliens, but not by their alien-human hybrids who are now integrating into our societies.

For more information visit Stop Alien Abductions you will roll your eyes be as amazed as I was.  You might also want to visit Humor Blogs.

Video from Al Jazeera?

January 17, 2009 at 7:03 am | Posted in political, Religion, terrorism, war | 4 Comments
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I don’t know if this video is real and I don’t know if the translation is accurate but it is interesting and certainly worth watching.  I received it in an email admonishing me to watch it as soon as possible as it would likely be taken down soon.

The woman in the video is purported to be Wafa Sultan, an Arab-American psychologist from Los Angeles.

Giving 100%…or more?

January 17, 2009 at 1:06 am | Posted in humor | 1 Comment
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Received in an email:

Indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in l ife?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5  = 96%

But ,
A-T  -T -I -T  -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U  -L  -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
Will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and  Ass kissing that will put you over the top.& lt; BR>

“REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM”

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