The Halloween Game
October 31, 2008 at 11:49 pm | Posted in humor | Leave a commentTags: getting mooned, Halloween, mooning
Happy Halloween!! You’ve been Mooned!!
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One rule to this game…. |
Undercover Republican
October 30, 2008 at 12:33 am | Posted in elections, humor, political campaigns, What if? | 5 CommentsTags: dirty politics, early voting, satire, stealing elections, undercover, voter fraud
A few months ago I decided if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em…and screw things up from the inside, or at least find out what they’re really up to. That’s when I thought it would be a good idea to volunteer to work for McCain. Email, offering my services to the McCain campaign went unanswered. I made several phone calls to the McCain Campaign HQ saying I wanted to do what I can to help get McCain elected. Each time I was told someone would call me back, no one ever did.
Their lack of need for willing volunteers alarmed me. I wondered why? Do they know something we don’t know, like plans are already underway, by the republican party, to steal yet another election? I sincerely hope not and if that be the case will we ever know?
Not being one to give up easily I have hatched a new devious plot plan. Those who have voted early are being urged to work on election day by giving rides to people, who need them, so they can vote. So to all those who have already voted, put a sign on the side of your car, van, SUV, etc that says something like, “All Aboard to Vote for McCain”. If you can afford it, rent a bus (though if you can afford to rent a bus you’re probably really are voting for McCain).
When your vehicle is crammed as full as a clown car with gullible eager McCain voters get yourself lost way out in the country. Then as you try (this is where the ability to fake sincerity will come in handy) to frantically find your way, damn your bad luck, run out of gas, have your battery die, have four flat tires, or find some other way to be at the mercy of your disabled vehicle which will be miraculously drivable only after the polls have closed.
DISCLAIMER: The above ideas, taken from the Republican Party Election Playbook, are for entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously or to be construed as a suggestion that anyone actually partake in such GOP-like activities, because that would just be WRONG!
Don’t Let the Republicans Steal Another Election
October 24, 2008 at 10:36 pm | Posted in crooks & liars, elections, political campaigns | 1 CommentTags: crooked elections, dirty politics, disenfranchised voters, Rove, voter fraud
From The Nation:
Protect This Election
Not so long ago, when Karl Rove was still dreaming of a permanent Republican majority based on his “50 percent plus one” model for fighting and winning elections, 2008 was shaping up as possibly the dirtiest election season yet.
The plan was straightforward: to use every legislative and executive lever available to the GOP to suppress the votes of minorities, students, the poor, the transient and the elderly; and to denounce any attempt by the other side to level the playing field as a monstrous exercise in systemic voter fraud.
A lot of pieces of that plan are still in place and could still pose a threat to the integrity of the November 4 elections if any one of them–a crucial Senate race, say, if not also the race for the presidency–turns out to be remotely close. continue reading
WARNING Don’t Vote a Straight Ticket
October 22, 2008 at 5:15 am | Posted in elections, political campaigns | 4 CommentsTags: democrat, republican, voting, voting a straight ticket
Read the entire article at snopes.com: Voting a Straight Ticket
For those who normally vote “Straight Democratic”, please pay close attention!!!!! I was informed this weekend by a group of Obama volunteers that when voting for the presidential candidate this November, you have to make sure you punch Barack’s name first, then proceed to punch “Straight Democratic” or else the vote for the president won’t count. I’m not sure if any of you are aware of this, but we know they won’t tell us this at the polls. Please make sure you inform others.
I am a “big time” Democrat and an informed voter who recently volunteered
for Barack Obama in New Mexico this past week. As an informed voter, I
questioned the message sent below and decided to verify what I already
know.If you punch Barack Obama for president and then punch Straight Ticket you
will NEGATE your vote. Again, you will negate your vote. If you do not believe me, please call the Harris County Democratic Party office at
713-802-0085.Tell all your friends to vote either STRAIGHT TICKET or PUNCH EACH DEMOCRAT individually. Do not double vote, it negates your ballot and it
will be thrown out.
Biggest Idiot of the Week – Take Your Pick
October 14, 2008 at 7:49 am | Posted in bigotry, elections, insanity, political campaigns, stupidity, terrorism | 4 CommentsTags: morons, Obama a terrorist, Obama an Arab, racism
America is the greatest country ever. You don’t even have to be famous like GW Bush or Sarah Palin to show the public what a troglodyte you are.
Here are just a few, take your pick.
Barack Obama is an Arab? “Keep ‘em scared my friends!” The new McCain/Palin slogan
The McCain-Palin Mob
The McCain-Palin Mob - part 2
Stereotypical Dumb/Stupid Americans
Winky and Blinky
October 12, 2008 at 6:48 am | Posted in crooks & liars, elections, hypocrisy, political campaigns, political rants, rants, stupidity, terrorism | 3 CommentsTags: McCain and Palin, Palin, Palin winks, Palin's mean spirit
Sarah Palin makes me sick, and so do the idiots who think she’s wonderful, refreshing, honest, down home, and all that other crap the intellectually challenged keep spouting about her. WTF is the matter with the people in this country? She’s an ignorant, ruthless, bitch who seemingly learned not much in life, other than how to get what she wants at any cost. I read a book called, The Sociopath Next Door by Martha Stout. Stout says one in four people are sociopaths. I’m pretty sure Palin is one.
Hypocrite would also apply. Lately she’s been trashing Obama over past ties to Ayers but she’s married to a guy who has said he hates the USA and is a member of an organization that wants Alaska to secede from the union. Palin has spoken at one or more of their meetings so I guess we can say she has terrorist ties couldn’t we? Is she sleeping with the enemy? When people at a rally yelled (about Obama) terrorist, traitor, kill him; Palin didn’t insist they stop. She merely smirked (obviously pleased). What does that say about her character? Again that word sociopath comes to mind. If McCain’s mental acuity was ever in doubt I think his choice of running mates proves he’s not playing with a full deck.
Gosh darn it she’s such a pistol by golly, that at the vice presidential debate she wasn’t going to answer the questions asked of her… she just went on and told us what she wanted to talk about. I suppose the McCain camp gave her a list of five or six talking points to memorize and told her to try and use them where most appropriate, and wink a lot. Wink she did, you betcha!
Speaking of winking, I noticed at the town hall debate between Obama and McCain that McCain blinked a lot. Excessive blinking is possibly a way the body can betray you when you LIE. So now we have the possiblility of Winky and Blinky taking over for King George the Stupid and Shooter.
Robert McElvaine at OpEd News had this to say:
We already knew that she was stunningly ignorant. Now she has shown herself to be shockingly evil.
John McCain is someone who has totally lost his moral compass (Sarah Palin may never have had one). He and everyone in his campaign have become what Mrs. Palin’s prototype, Spiro Agnew, called (in William Safire’s words), “nattering nabobs of negativism.”
We have long known that many Republicans will stoop to anything to win. Karl Rove’s 2004 success in depicting a man wounded in the Vietnam War as an anti-American coward and Rove’s own chickenhawk president as a brave, patriotic American was disgusting.
But what the McCain campaign is doing now, principally through its winking, nose-crinkling Spiro Agnew/Dick Nixon, has gone beyond the lowest levels of Lee Atwater and Rove.
The patently false charges linking Barack Obama with terrorists not only tear the country apart, but are certain to lead some unhinged people to draw the logical conclusion. Some dupes of these reprehensible statements by Palin and McCain are going to think that a patriot must act to stop this “terrorist” from taking over the presidency.
Their shouts have already been heard from the mobs at Palin and McCain rallies this week: “Traitor!” “Terrorist!” “Kill him!” Mrs. Palin nods and winks.
When does character assassination cross the line and begin to encourage physical assassination?
Were, God forbid, the unthinkable to happen, it would not be unreasonable to charge Sarah Palin and John McCain as accessories before the fact.
They would rather lose a country than lose an election.
We knew John McCain. He was, we thought, a friend of ours. And you, McCain version 08, are no John McCain.
Have you at long last, sir, no sense of decency?
If you do, stop this evil line of campaign lies before it’s too late.
{Historian Robert S. McElvaine is Elizabeth Chisholm Professor of Arts & Letters at Millsaps College. His latest book is Grand Theft Jesus: The Hijacking of Religion in America
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